What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 07:12

Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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The Man with the Golden Gun
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Is love natural, or is it somehow created?
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
Is it right to visit any shrine or tomb in Islam?
-”Ah so!”
You Only Live Twice
Octopussy
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
A View to a Kill
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Do people have to be a pastor to baptize?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Live and Let Die
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why didn't my ex fight for our relationship? He gave up so easily.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-J W Pepper
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.